i am actually updating my pita, ya!
hey everyone! how are yo, uh thats nice, not really lol. thomas came over last night and i played football with him and then i went to his house and i beat him at 21 and then we played checkers, he beat me but i let him lol and then i beat him at chess, lol, then he stayed for dinner, i was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ok? and christina my dads phone number is 737-3853, but tomorrow im at my moms 262-4476 and everyone who is invited to my sleep over call me and let me know if you can, you better come! if you arent able to go to titusville and watch the launch but you ARE able to stay at my dads ouse let me know and we can just have it at my dads house, ok? well i will talk to you guys laters!
-ashley.........is not in love with thomas! liars, you all lie too much!
ashley was a chemist
ashley is no more
cuz wut ashley thought was H2O was H2SO4!!!! you like my rhyme dont you i know you do!
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hey everyone its matt again... ashleys still to unhappy to update so this is whats going on:
Yellow zebra287: matt i am really having a bad day, i mean more like a bad week, nothing really has gone right and i want my dad!
MattLovesAni: im sorry =(
MattLovesAni: yeah i havent had a good day euther (read pita)
Yellow zebra287: my mom was supposed to pick me up and she said she might be 15-20 minutes late and i was like its ok, i find something to do, but noooooooo she decided to pick me up at 415, i was sitting there for 2 frickin hours! and i already did my hw so i was just sitting there
Yellow zebra287: im sorry
MattLovesAni: awwww im sorry ashley =(
Yellow zebra287: and she didnt give me lunch money so i had to borrow money from tim but i couldnt even finish my sandwhich cuz the securtiy guard was coming so i threw it away before thinking and so i was sitting there hungry
Yellow zebra287: ashley realy not having a good time
MattLovesAni: awww im sorry =(
Yellow zebra287: i miss thomas and KC too!~
MattLovesAni: =(
Yellow zebra287: ashey needs a hug
so yeah there you go...
-matt
)= not so good day =(
hello, this is matt just updating ashley's pita because she was too depressed to update it... =( so yes she said:
"legs hurt due to the squat yesterday and then i had to run the mile and then i got a bad grade on the test and then thomas is going out of town tomorrow and i wont see him until monday and then ya"
so yes shes is a little upset so yeah just updating for her so im out...
so toodles to all you oodles of noodles on caboodles of bad grades in ashley folder
long time no right huh?
hey everyone! sorry i havent updated my pita in so long, do you still love me christina? but i like thomas too, but im not as obsessed as jen is with max. jen you should just say you left your jacket in the class room. max sits around or near your seat so when you go to get it just hand max a love note saying how you like his nappy hair. lol.
well in other news! i found a lucky penny today in gym, you know why its lucky? cuz my arms didnt hurt as much after i lifted weights and we did the sodium lab and i got to cut up in english class and knew the answer to every question even though i wasnt paying any respectable attention and i got to sit with my fren allie in 4th period.
well im going to go, and uh drink sum uh ketchup flavored kool-aid. so uh, ya! weeeeeeeeee! toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles of horse droppings in your shoe! email me cuz you love me!
The day of the birthday party!
today was my sisters birthday party, i was forced into enjoying myself! i was banned from the rest of the games due to my winning streak, lol. hehehe.
Did you hear of my spectacular idea? im thinking of having the isg meeting on the 19th dont know if i can do it yet though, and im planning to see if uh i can con my father dearest to let me have a slumber party, but slumbering is the last thing im going to be doing! hehehe! well its peanut butter jelly time! hehe.
ask me if im a tree!
Are you a tree?
no.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! thats so uh funny!
last time me sister had one of those she hit me in the head and it hurt, and i have the bump to prove it!
well kayla are you going to tell me the name of this "hot" geometry guy? and what is the news going around about victoria?! i want in on the info, right now!
back to the party of my 9 yr old sister, she is as tall as me and weighs as much as me, has a slightly bigger foot than me and she is crazy and also she acts as though she is in preschool! but anyways! the cake got messed up, it looked like modern art with a backwards nine, i didnt do it, i was busy making my mom change, she had a brown outfit on and it made her look like a giant pastery and i made her put some jeans and a red shirt on, not to shabby. well i havent eaten anything but cake today so im going to eat something, i will talk to you guys later, if its an emergeny call me at my moms: 262-4476. im going to be home all day except im taking the 9yr old shopping so she doesnt look as ridiculous as she is, im getting her some new clothes, with her money, lol. buh bye!
Long time-no write
Hey everyone! sorry its been so long since i have written in my pita! im sure you guys wanted to know all about my day but couldnt read about it. you must have gone insane huh? well let me let you in on the past 3 days. i made a 100 on my chemistry test. and i also finished my pot, it looks sweet! its peanut butter jelly time! oh ya! so im poor and i need a job. im almost done with my english project! i am so happy, but anyways! well i must be going, uh email me if you want to know more about my week, im sure you guys do!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Click ^ there.
My new name is Reese, Carl said there are to many Jimmys.
Tina-Do you like you rubber dickie? oops i mean Duckie, lol. hehe. my bad!
Josh-Hey whats up? hey i got 3 more songs, okie dokie? drops of jupiter by train, peanut butter jelly time by ryan etrata (the buckwheat boys) click on title. And labamba, its the same url but its pepper instead of banana. okie dokie?
Steve- Hi hi hi, whats up? if person A is going out with person B but person C likes person A and so does person D and person A likes perosn D but Person D doesnt want to hurt Person Bs feelings or person Cs feelings what does person D do? it was a question asked by the mystical mary. lol. i said that person B was gay and person C worked at winnn dixie and that they should talkit over with jello. okie dokkie? so in your eye!
Bobbi-you are under arrest for highly offensive statements on your pita! im going to put spaghetti O's in your shampoo! lol. hehe! well im going to go now, my recorded CSI is on, so in your eye! toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles is your dryer!
Saturdays, the days in which you sit on your lazy butts!
Hey everyone, Jimmy here, lol, whats up tina? hehehe! ive decided to update my pita, because, uh i dont have to have a reason, so boo-ya! so hows your weekend so far? i ran over a cat with my grandmas car...no but it would have been funny, lol. but not if it was muchi or however you spell it, sorry tina.so uh anyways, josh whats your email, i need to send you my list of songs. bobby you need to stop wearing hoochie shirts to school, sexual attraction to tthe teachers for good grades is not the way to pass a hard class, lol. hehee. steve, you imbasol, j/k i dont know what im saying its the popcorn talking. or maybe its bud, the bud light, mmm foamy. and cold, just the way i like it. and im going to have a massive hang over in the morning so i will drink a bloody mary, hehehe!i am having so much fun that it should be illegal. lol. arrest me and whip me, ewww you nasty! not like that you pervert sex feens! tina stop humping the laser, get a freaking room ok? hehehe. i want one million dollars or you will never see your lucky tube socks again! ooh there is a pretty green dot on the screen, if i click on it i might get a virus, so im not going to , im just going to stare at it, but what if it hypnotizes me! then i will transmit it to your computer and we will collect all the cows in the word and sell them for a million dollars and utter nipple, lol. or we will just sell the cow patties and blow them up onto the customers, lol. weeeeeeee. maybe ashley should have eating that powders sugar, maybe its the reefer cake talking, weeeeeee, im high in the sky will the wind blowing by and i see a sexy guy eating a french fry and hes about to die from all the grease mcdonalds puts in it. josh, are you sexually active? and what does it mean to you? lol. well must be going the 20 pizzas i ordered for no good reason are here, so toodles to al you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your thong thong thong thong, or in tinas case, thong, lol, bob the builder boxers shorts, hehe
Nine Weeks Exam Today!
hey everyone! what did you think of the test today? easy peazy? of course!!!! weeee! hey lets collect all the fish in the world and sell them to fish stick companies for alot of money, we will be rich!!! wahaha! so anyways.
Carl-i like your little away messages, they funny!
Bobby-ive decided not to sue you due to your generosity of the oompa loompas.
Josh-lord of the restrooms, please do that and go to the bathroom. lol. thanx for making me a cd, when do you think it will be done?
Tina-im sure you did jsut fine on the test, you had that lil card in front of you. you didnt fail, you only have to bring up your world history grade.
Steve- lord of te repulsive, lol......retired. lol. hehe. you did good on the test?yes, no maybe so, you dont know? lol.
well jimmy is going to go so i will talk at you later! toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your mustard containers.
Yeeeeee-Haw!
hey everyone! test tomorrow!!!! i so excited! weeeeee! matt you dont need me to kidnap you cuz you have a cheat card! so ha! you betterr do good, i drew a my friend jim clearman licking up a soda and a banana and a worm, im going to color them in a minute! weeeeee.ashley is also doing street driving on the morrow!hey it moos when people im me on my chemistgurl87 screename, hehee! Ashley is super hyper! ok jen i will get that list for you! weeeeee! ashley is going to be getting her groove on now, lol. jk! hehe! relax, i was just playing, geeze dont have to have a goat about it! kayla thanx for the oompa loompas, you dont have to go to court now, unless you just want to to meet judge joe brownies are so yummy. hehehe! guess what you guess get to see my pot on the morrow, but not in the morning, just in chem, cuz i kinda forgot my pot in my art class, heheeh! oops.....well ashley has all this energy and doesnt know what to do with it. ooooh! i wonder what kind of energy this is, physical? solar? heat? nuclear? kinetic? hmmm, we will call it ashley energy after the great ashley! lord of the ridiculous! hehehe! matt is lord of the rump-humpers, kayla is lord of the rancid, jen is lord of the restrooms, christina is lord of the ravioli (that ashley steals from her, cuz ashley is in love with chefboyardee!) oh wait, christina works at a retirement center right? cooks there food or something, so she can be lord of the retired! hehehe!homer simpson is lord of the rum-drinkers, and dr threadcraft is lord of the report-cards, and weiss is lord of the radioactivity, lol, or lord of the rocket fuel, hehe, oh and my sister is lord of the rebellious, my other sister is lord of the restlessness! ohh this is so much fun, my dad is lord of the races(nascar) my mom is lord of the responsible (i am too, she just doesnt know it or think it!)george w bush jr. is lord of the "ranch", hehe, get it, his texas ranch, lol. well i must be going now, i have better things to do with my time that to talk to you losers,lol. im going to take over the world, but my ideas will be better than pinky and the brain!wahaha! so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboobles in your cereal bowls! (if you would like in on the scam to take over the world then email me at smooshed@banana.com)
blaque and blew
hey everyone! are you guys ready for the test in 2 days?!
Christina-i still cant figure it out! im stumped, i think that there is no answer! hehe, i got #2. but anyways! weeeee!
Jen-hey sorry for taking your money, hehehe. lol. uh you know how you said you burn cds? if i give you a blank cd can you burn me one? pretty please? cuz you love me so?! hehehehe. Matt-hey im going to kidnap you and make you smart so you will pass the test and get a good grade!!!! weee!
Kayla-i have one thing to say! "i want my oompa loompas and goober and my 12 mis-matched sox!" see you october 9th in judge joe browns court room! wahahaah!
well im going to go, still slightly depressed, but im getting better, sigh. so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your toilet seats! weeeeeeeeeee!
UGH!!!!
hey everyone, what a day, what a day! wel christina is letting me use he rlocker cuz i gave her $20, which i stole from jen, hehe, j/k. lol. but anyways, im stil hyper but semi-depressed. i checked my test and i missed those questions due to going Vroom fast! i was thinking and answering too fast and i totally just was going turbo,
my homework grade is a 94 and i must bring it up, i must i must! ashley is in trouble now, never did i think she would be a slacker! nooooooo! but in other not so depressing news, ashley is depressed now, hyperness go down. depression means ashley not hungry, not sleepy, not hyper, not happy, ashley must change! :-(
im going to try and get off this subject................
jen-i got your $20, stop looking through your bag, im j/k! lol. go to the bathroom!
christina-i stole your spanish notebook and i kinda lost it............im sorry, i will get you another one. lol. j/k.
matt-hey stop tickling my elmo! hehehe, you are speshul, hehehe. weeeeeeeee!
kayla-i want my goober, oompa loompa and my 12 mis-matched socks! hehe!
guess what? i know what the compound was! haha! wanna know? its Al2(SO4)3*15 H2O. Cool huh? the percentage of water in the compound is 44.1%. so if you remember your experimental percentage of water then you can figure out your experimental error, and then take your experimental error and subtract it from 100, thats your grade, but some more can be taken off if you had a bad answer for the 2 questions and stuff, okie dokie?! oh and kayla i just did the thing on the calculator and our experimental error was 6.78! ugh, bad grade, bad grade! more depression! i must go now! so toodles to al you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your bookbag, cuz i know you guys got good grades! ashley going to soak her sorrows by doing something, she jsut doesnt know yet, and it aint her fault, she is under stress! :-(
Tests were returned today.....
hey everyone! what did you get on your test in chemistry? but in other news!
christina-bring me some lucky charms, i need them, im a deprived child....did you do good on the test? of course you did, cuz you so groovy! sorry for just dumping you today when we went looking for the mysterious Big Foot! so uh excuse me, hehe!
jen-will you be attending the next ISG? you better or we will kidnap you and make you come! wahahaha!
matt-i stole your elmo while riding the wonka! hehehe! ::SLURP:: hehehehe!
well i must be going, you guys are boring and wasting my beautiful precious time, actualy my grandma wants me to vacuum............lol, oh well! toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your old cheese sandwhich!
And a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey everyone let me include you into what has hapened today. i woke up to my sister yelling at me, oh well, got up got dressed and ate breakfast (wish i had some lucky charms, but im a deprived child). i went to church and counted how many hobos i saw on the street. i saw 3. one of them had a grocery cart, and another had a long beard and another looked uh like roadkill. but oh well, i feel bad for those people...but anyways, i go tot church like an hour early and was bored until i got ahold of the microphone and i sang a song, it was so kelw and then i started talking about polyatomics and they told me to give them the microphone, oh well. then i saw my frens and i was like weeee and then a then i got hyper, even though i didnt have any sugar!
but in other news! weeeeeeee!
christina-hey how was your sunday? how was work? did any old guys hit on you? those perverts, eww! lol. he was like i want some lucky charms and i want you to feed them to me, while sitting on my lap, lol. ewww!
jen-go to the bathroom and stop dancing!
Matt-you got mail! yeah! we kidnapped you, did your parents get scared, lol!? we can kidnap you again and make you smarter! yeah!
i am so cool you guys, you are so lucky to have a friend like me. please bring a block of cheese and some clorox clean up and dont forget the mashed bananas and then we will see who is the coolest! i am the pirate who doesnt do anything so boo-ya! i must be going now so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your old grandmas panties! lol.
The Sugar Lives On!
Hey everyone its been about 8 and a half hours since i ate that donut and icecream.
But in other news!
C6H12O6 is running through my system, this must be a record! wow! did you guys have a good time at the ISG meeting? i think we actually did like 25 mintutes of studying/reviewing, lol. i kidnapped matt and sat him down at my kitchen table and told him he couyldnt leave until he was smart, and now he knows the entire periodic table, every polyatomic and their oxidation states......J/K, but he knows ev
ough to do good on the test on friday!
I had to do the dishes and stuff after dinner and my sister stole my trick of saying i have to go to the bathroom, so i actualy had to wash the dishes! my fingers are wrinkly......
my computer screen doesnt taste like windex anymore, it taste like uh something weird, hehe!
the bunny, the bunny, whoa i ate the bunny, i didnt eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny! the bunny, the bunny, only ate the bunny, now my tummy hurts, cuz i only ate the bunny! yeah!
shallallalala!
i must be going now, so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your underwear drawer! -peace-
ISG
Today was our first ever ISG meeting! We burped, we confused krispy kreme employees and we also ran around in bath and body works! we didnt study at all! j/k, we study alot, we got matt smarter! we had a worksheet, so if your parents dont believe that we learned something new, explain the worksheet and they will be like "nevermind". i also drove to the ISG meeting and parked so closed that i couldnt even open my door. my mom was laughing and so was christina, hehe. mary got lost, she just called......she went to many various icecream shops..........i sorry........
i caught myself on fire! it was fun, but no... hehe, that would be so much fun. we are about to go to the library. matt and me are going to look in the childrens section! and we are going to figure out why the sky is blue, and not green and why jen has to go to the bathroom all the time!
Well me and matt have better things to do than to talk to you people who dont even email me when i say email me! so boo-ya!
toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your jelly donuts, that you offered to the cop to get out of that speeding ticket!
ISG Meeting on the morrow!
Hey everyone, as you know the ISG is having its first meeting on the morrow at 10 am at baskin and robins. yum yum! But in other news! today was the big nomenclature test! yeah! i think i did super good! too bad there was no bonus, i think he did thaT CUZ I KEEP GETTING THAT ONE RIGHT,LOL. OOPS the caps lock key was on, oh well, too lazy to type it over again. hehehehe
Kayla-You arent allowed to come to the ISG meeting due to you not showing up in court (judge joe brown) due to you offensive pita! im sueing you for you poopy cow so if you want to be part of our coool club, bring him, hehehe, j/k.
Jen- you should go to the bathroom before you leave, no need for accidents. hehehe. you are 85.62% water, 7.4%carbon 3.8% nonsense and 6.18%calcium...............any questions, hehehe.
Christina-i got home and like 2 minutes later my mom got home and she wasn't mad! i was like weeee! this must be my lucky day! a test and a bus ride with christina, wow, how much better can it get...wait is this cheese in my pocket, why yes christina, its cheese, my day just got better! hehehe.
Matt-i got a secret and im not going to tell you, so hahaha! if you want to know ask your sister, then she will be like no im not telling you, haha, you will never figure out my master plan wahahaah! and no im not going to poison your icecream, that would be stealing christinas idea. ashley licks matt, he doesnt taste as good as icecream, oh well, hehehe, ashley is home alone! i hope robbers come to get me so i can set up booby traps! that would be so much fun! hehehe. size 12 shoes, ouch.........15s are better huh?
anyways! we need to make ISG T-shirts, thaqt would be cool!anyone come up with a cooler motto yet? one suggestion was icecream is cool, but chemistry is cooler. if you have a suggestion put it in my suggestion box, but you have to wait until i get a suggestion box, so then just give it to our female VP-christina. hehehe.
I think we should have a contest to see who can stay in a dryer the longest, while its turned on. i will win, ive have practice, ive also hurt my knee, bumped my head and thought my name was melissa bonteski, whoever she is, lol.
What will we do when chemistry is over? i will be so depressed, you guys will have to cheer me up, because when im depressed, im DEPRESSED, due to my constant happiness. sigh. :-)
jen put your shoes back on i can smell your feet! ewww
the cheese in my pocket is all squishy........don't ask, dont tell.........
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
toodles to all you noodles with oodles of casboodles in your bobo refridgerator, ha, got you there! boo-ya!
Tomorrow is the big day! TEST!!
Hey everyone, how was your day today? yes im still very hyper from mary crumpet thingy, yum yum! i think mr. wiess thought i was goiong crazy! hehehe, io left my purple sweater in drivers ed, or maybe it was english, oh well now i have an excuse for not wearing it, hehehe! Guess what i got a monsters inc "randall" card! it has boo beating him up with a bat and he is changing colors! its like weeeeeee! ashley, overload of sugar and adrenaline! i visited twin lakes today and my old science teacher thought i had gone crazy, i took his marker and started writing polyatomics and acids and compounds and weeeee! anyways, then i was 13 min. late and my mom was like im not going to let you visit anymore, oh well. but anyways! the ISG is set for 10 am saturday, at baskin and robins next to mandarin corners cinema! be there or be stupid, i think we need a better motto! hehehe! how about icecream is cold but chemistry is cooler! how about that? give me ideas!
So anyways anyways anyways! i have a starburst wrapper and im auctioning it off tomorrow in chem class, so bring your money! we wil start the bidding at 2 dollars, and i plan on getting more than that! hehehe!
Richard Simmons is one creepy gay guy. I'm for real, im glad he believes in me, but he needs a hair cut, a new wardrobe and a different hobby. Work those abs, those buns are looking good! Macho macho man! I cant wait to beat up the wanna be macho man! nachos.yum!
Relish
Hotdogs---->Nitrates! yum yum!
hey i got gum on my shoes, it still look fresh! hold up, it tastes like winterfresh, and it kinda dirty, but its stil good!
I am hypnotyzing you! @#@#@#@#! You will bring me a crumpet and a jar of K3PO4 on tomorrow! and you will say yes mam, no mam and mrs. ashley and your so wonderful cuz its true ashley! got it? now go wash your feet they stink!
Christina! i have rescheduled it to 10! ya, now you can come! tuck everlasting will be cool, we dont have school when it comes out also! its a planning day! i signed up for the PSATs! yeah!
Jen-i think you should drive down the interstate backwards and run for president and go to the bathroom!
Matt- i hope you can come, and guess what im forcing you to marry me like on that movie, i forget its name, oh well, you have no choice. you tux is yellow. but anyways, in other news! weeeeeeeeeee!
Kayla- Ashley williams the great is sueing you, bringing you to court, judge joe brown, im sueing you for offensive pitas, the cost: one pooping cow! that is all.
Well i musty be going! Remember study, study, study! Im not going to study. lets see if i get a good grade! hehehe. so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your sweaty jeans! wait thats not sweat! jen i told you to go to the bathroom and now you've gone and wet your pants!
What is everyone being for halloween? im a chemist, im getting a lab coat! yeah! see ya!
Another Day in the Chem Book
Hey everyone! whats up? Well i heard from some people who have wiess in 1st period that we will be in the book and doing work for a whilew until they can straighten up. i said i was sorry if i ever talked in his class and made a diturbance, he said that it wasn't my fault, its other people. i was like, ok, if your sure. kayla wants her M7M's bad. im going to check with my mom about trying and going to baskin and robins at 10 or doing it after church on sunday so that christina can go. Christina wanna come?! you guys loook at the insult generator to the right, its so funny! lol. and so is the pic of matt naked, its hilarious! lol. matt i got you with this pic! hahaha. also, did wiess give you extra time to do that work? weeeeeeeeeee, ashley go so fast! i parallel parked today! i did so good! matt will you marry me? please? i will give you a pop tart! what is url? You are lickable, umbrellas ripped lightly, hey i feel like doing the macarina, or macaroni, or what ever you call it! hehe, you saw the commercail that was like hey michelina!, i was like wuts up michelina, this is my fren mary jane, aka maryjuana, lol, im j/k hehehehe. its getting hot in here so take off your lab coat and turn it down, yeah! raise your hand if your taking the PSAT. your so stupid, you actually raised your hand, i dont wanna take it alone! someone take it with me! yeah! hey when i wa at the atlanta brave game during the summer uh they were loosing and they didnt even have a point! so i was like leanna strip naked and run across the feild, and see what happens, guess what happened? she laughed while drinking soda and soda came out her nose! yummy! presidio med is on tonight, im like yeah! so uh anyways, im am soooooo bored, i think i will runny around but where do i run to? bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! no homework! i have no life outside of school really. i bet i could prove that i have no live mathmatically. sigh, 1 me X times 0 nothing to do-0 life, lol. yummy! hey i wonder what happens when i push this button `````~~~~~ ooh thats what happens. lol. i lost 6 pounds in 2 days, find out how you can get the 48 hour diet for free, call 737-3853. hehehe, thats my phone number, lol. cool huh? monkeys eat bananas, cows eat grass, birds eat words, and humans eat pizza what does uh nevermind! hehehe, hotdogs dancing across my screen, and i seen something ve never seen, its sticking out and shaking all about and im going to eat it! hot dogs are yummy cuz they are filled with nitrates (NO3) lol. ashley licks the screen, it taste like windex. ewwww. so dont try it. unless you put cheese wiz on it, they that would be cool! well ashley is going to go and sit in the middle of the road and see if someone stops or runs me over! so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your washing machine, or in simpler terms, get that cherry pie out of the washing machine or see what happens when you turn it on, wee, cherry pie is flung everywhere! yummy........
Today is a Good Day!
Hey!!! This is my pita, it is so cool, you love it dont you?! of course you do! hehe! so anyways. I need to call my mom and ask her about saturday! ISG! (Icecream Study Group!) its raining cats and squirels outside, i want to run around it in, so i will be right back!...................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................I'm back and soaked, so i need to ride in the dryer, brb!.................................................................................................................
...............Im hungry, im eating pizza tonight whenever they decide to deliver it! im going to steal the pizza mans shirt! cuz mexicans deliver to my house i will say " i trade rock for your shirt, this rock worht lots of money!" hehehe! Matt-I will get you the blank CD's maybe you could burn me some, i have the CD's just not a burner, you know? hehe. dont worry we make matts grade go up up and away! Kayla- You were not in court today, the police will be there any minute to arrest you for refusing to go. You make me sick! blahh!, see made me throw up me pop tart! Christina-Tuck everlasting , yeah! and ----this is breaking news! the pizza has been delivered, and britney spears delivered it, she should of kept her day job instead of bringing down the pizza hut industry. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/britney_syndrome.htm)------now back to christina, im watching Bob vila, he is sooo hot, j/k, hehehe, you can have him christina, we know you want him. Jen-i think its time to go to the bathroom, hold on, 4, 3, 2, 1, now its times, okie dokie! Oh i took your homework when you wasnt looking i give it back on the morrow, bad ashley! I just talked to my mom, she said we can have the icecream study group at baskin robins at 1 pm on saturday, bring money to buy your icecream cuz i aint your momma! lol, bring your chem book and note book so we can study, that why its called a Icecream STUDY group, lol. so email me if you can go! cuz it be bad if im the only one there, and matt tell your mom this is to bring your grade up! im sure she say yes. Im going to have dead people in the side of my pot, it will look coool! Well i have alot of stuffs i have to do, cuz im a really important person, hehe! so i ttyl. toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your jumbo cargo pockets!
Its Monday! Yeah!!! No more weekend!
Hey everyone, how was your day?! mine was good as usual, hey i was at school, what do you expect?! i expect my cookie and dung beetle jen! hehe. fun fun....
But anyways, i have finished my home work, and i just have to do my vocab for english and then i am going to play football! oh yeah!
Dr. Phil is on right now, he is very inspirational. i thought i would say that to see if i could actually spell "inspirational" lol.
Mr. Weiss looked pissed off today, i guess his 1st period sux or something, maybe someone forgot his birthday or maybe someone stole his favorite tie to turn it into a belt. i would be mad too. lol. maybe someone broke into his computer and programed it to sing a mean song everytime he turns it on, ooh no! i know the reason why he is mad, he didn't have any more fruity pebble for breakfast. ha, i knew i would get it!
im eating some banana pudding, its very yummy, and you cant have any fatty, you need to go on a diet! haha!
BRB, im going to take a ride in the dryer ............ .............................................................................................................ok im back! it was so much fun, i was like weeeeeeeeeeee!
jen i think its time for you to go to the bathroom. lol. i want my dung beetle!
christina, your computer sux, lol. thanx for letting me have fun fatty!
matt, have fun giving piggy back rides to those kids, you better be getting paid really good (any tool can be a weapon if its used right) elmo........dont let him get to you, he will malest you and use you then leave you alone while you cry then he will cheat on you with ernie and bert, while singing, rubber duckie, your the one, rubber duckie your so fun! you make taking baths with elmo great, its time to masterbate! j/k!
kayla, your pita is still messed up and its highly offensive! im sueing you! we going to judge joe brown. i will win because he owes me a favor for buying him sum jelly beans at the mall. so boo-ya!
rice-a-roni, leave the whine behind.
Nonameface26: i gotta joke: your momma is so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean.
Yellow zebra287: man thats so old! thats older than the crust on your momas panties!
Nonameface26: ashley your so nasty
Yellow zebra287: its true, you told me, your nasty im thinking you need psychiatric care.
Nonameface26: maybe your right, but lets change the subject!
-The end-
Man christina you are STRANGE!
ashley bling blinging with her zebra socks, ashley do the moon walk, grandma look aty me like im crazy and prolly wondering why i dont have my pants on, where did they go. hey my fren ryan and dylan are out front, i will ask them where my pants went......brb........................
they dont know, they just starring at me, oh well. i dont think they will ever tackle me in football the same again, if they try anything im going to kick the crap out of them!
Matt do you remember what happened in monsters inc? what do you mean? didnt you see it like 3 times? oh went to it 3 times, saw it twice, what where you doing? really, thats so interesting, where you pants on? they were? where was you shirt at? oh, thats nice, why where you doing that? oh it was fun? did it taste good? oh ok. thats all i needed to know.
im watching Oprah. they talking about men expressing their feelings. so all you boys reading this (Matt) mr fatty! show your feelings, but that doesnt mean walking up to kayla and making out with her matt! oops did i say that? oh well.
Green M & Ms
What does M & M stand for?
Mostly Milky
Major Monkeys
Mildew Maniacs
Magnesium Man
Masterbating Mumford
Email me you ideas of M&Ms at yellowzebra287@aol.com
matt stop singing " hallelujah its raining men" people might think you gay, and if you are im going to buy you an umbrella, ok?
Goldfish: the snakc that smiles back until you bite their heads off!
Tuck everlasting is coming out november 11th! im going to see it, okie dokie christina? maybe we could go, we try and get everyone to come with us.
Icecream Study Group: I'm going to see if we can meet this saturday at Baskin Robins 31 near mandarin corner/Walmart. I will ask my mom, then we can meet there and study chemistry, yeah!
I'm pilsbury dough gurl, 98 % fat free, whoo whoo! Aight fatty?!
check me out, im so cool, you know it, you know ashley is cool.
If you have not taken my friend test, take it now. (friendtest1, friendtest2) If you want to make your own go to www.friendtest.com
I REALLY DONT LIKE LIL SISTERS, MY SISTER IS 14 YEARS OLD, AND SHE IS SO ANNOYING, SHE GOS THROUGH MY STUFF AND WHEN I GET MAD AT HER SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR GETTING MAD AT HER, AND SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO GET MAD, MAN THAT MAKES ME MAD! UGH! IM GOING TO GET A LOCK AND LOCK MY DOOR AT ALL TIMES, THAT WAY SHE CANT GO THROUGH ANYTHING. AND SOMETIMES SHE USES THINGS AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT IT BUT SHE DECIDES SHE IS GOING TO TELL ME AND GET AWAY SCOTT FREE! I DONT THINKS SO! THIS MEANS PAY BACK, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. CANT WEAR HER CLOTHES, SHE WEIRD SHAPED, AND HER ROOM SMELLS LIKE ARMPIT AND STANK FEET, AND I CANT STEAL HER HOMEWORK, CUZ SHE DONT DO IT, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHJAT TO DO, EMAIL ME AND GIVE ME SOME IDEAS, I NEED THEM BAD, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!
im going to go play som football now! So toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your fatty jumbo pockets! oh yeah!
right before bed..
good night matt, and please stop tickling my elmo, it really tickles! lol, lmao!!!! heheheeh. and christina im might be small but i kick butt! jen go "take a dump" hehee, thats funny how it showed up as a search. lol. i wonder if i would be included in a search thingy if i wrote "im pragnant with my elmos baby" night!
Just a Quickie!
Hey, thanx matt for fixing my pita, it looks really cool! but its prolly cuz its mine! yeah! im so fresh and so clean clean kayla, your pita still is messed up, it says screw you, hehehe. i find that very offensive! im suing you for 2 and a half dollars and your shoes plus a weeks supply of pop tarts! im going to bring you to judge judy, she my aunt, no im just kidding but i know something about her and she will make me win my case! haha! jen, bring me a cookie with a dug beetle on it! crunchie, or a banana spider, but peel it for me first, i bring you some lemon icecream with broccoli on the morrow. it good luck icecream! but it might be melted. dont worry matt and mary, i will share it with you to, for our icecream study group! all who want to join this icecream study group email me at yellowzebra287@aol.com
ashley has lost 6 pounds on that camping trip! curse the camping trip! it took me a long time to get that 6 pounds, and then they made me work it off, it took me months of eating junk food and sitting on my butt to earn that 6 pounds! ugh, but oh well you can bring me fatty food and fatten me up, and eat me like the candy witch in hansel and gretel. jen it trapped in my annoying website that i sent her! hahaha! got you jen! christina, i stole your homework on friday in the library, so dont be mad, i thought it was quite hilarious! christina got an 81 on my friend test, you guys need to take and and do a good job on it! but i must be going to toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles of rumpoodles!
Just a Quickie!
Hey, thanx matt for fixing my pita, it looks really cool! but its prolly cuz its mine! yeah! im so fresh and so clean clean kayla, your pita still is messed up, it says screw you, hehehe. i find that very offensive! im suing you for 2 and a half dollars and your shoes plus a weeks supply of pop tarts! im going to bring you to judge judy, shes my aunt, no im just kidding but i know something about her and she will make me win my case! haha!
jen, bring me a cookie with a dug beetle on it! crunchie, or a banana spider, but peel it for me first, i bring you some lemon icecream with broccoli on the morrow. it good luck icecream! but it might be melted. dont worry matt and mary, i will share it with you to, for our icecream study group! all who want to join this icecream study group email me at yellowzebra287@aol.com
ashley has lost 6 pounds on that camping trip! curse the camping trip! it took me a long time to get that 6 pounds, and then they made me work it off, it took me months of eating junk food and sitting on my butt to earn that 6 pounds! ugh, but oh well you can bring me fatty food and fatten me up, and eat me like the candy witch in hansel and gretel. jen it trapped in my annoying website that i sent her! hahaha! got you jen!
christina, i stole your homework on friday in the library, so dont be mad, i thought it was quite hilarious! but i must be going to toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles of rumpoodles!
My Weekend Entry (Camp Hell!!!)
Hey everyone, how was your weekend? I went camping with my youth group from church and im hurting now! ouchie, ochie! I am so sore from hiking, carrying fire wood, giving the lil kids piggy back rides and playing football. It was fun but now im sore, and never again am i going to sleep on the ground! My dad is out buying me a cot right now! Yee-haw! my ankles got eaten up by bugs, itchies!!!
There was this new kid named Justin, he is about to turn 16, he could of fooled me. He act like he 10! And him following me around all weekend doesn't help. So i just yelled at him and ignored him and so he followed my sister around,i was like, im free! and i got to play tons of football, i was like this is great. though we didnt have AC it was still pretty cool. there were tons of banana spiders there, i was like they look yummy, and my fren was like eat it, i was like ok, and then he said raw, and i said can i peel it? hehehehe. but anyways, besides avoid this justin creep, trying to not kill those annoying 10 and 11 year old that drive me crazy and besides my bug bites, my weekend was pretty good.
then we went to bed really late and those lil kids must have snuck sugar and candy cuz they were still hyper and talking a million miles a minute at 3 in the morning and i was like just go to sleep and they kept talking and then we woke up early and they were wide awake and i got up and i was like i feel so wasted! and everyone laughed and my counselor was like how do you know what wasted feels like, i said ooops, told on myself, lol. and then i was like dude my back and head hurts and all those 10 yr old were like man you are getting old fast and i was like next time im bringing a cot.
then we went on a night time hike, it was cool but all the boys was scared, it was so funny! hahaha! and some of the younger kids and like 5 peoples were haging on me, lets see, simon, adam, daniel, nina, britney, gabby, some girl i didnt know, and the counselor ed. thats adds up to 8. man i must have had alot of surface area, lol. no wonder i felt crowded, hehehe. nina went away after i told her to sing the veggie tale song, and ed let go when i was like, if youre a counselor and scared then why you even out here, he was like, i was making sure you weren't scared, i was like im not, and i never have been, then i got britney off me by hitting on her, she kept looking at me weird the whole trip, i wonder why, then the girl i dont know kinda disappeared, i hope we didnt leave her, then the last couple people started to scream and run the this branch brushed against there legs, it was so funny, i was like you wimps! they were like i wasnt scared i was just catching up to the front and i was like ya, uh huh, sure!
so you guys ready for the chemistry test on the morrow?! no im just kidding there is no test, you can stop panicing now, hehehe! well im home now from camp kulaqua, and i took a long shower, washed my hair 3 times and used half of my body wash stuff, i smell good! weee! im so fresh and so clean clean! right kayla? hehehe! well ashley is beat from her camping trip. so i think i will go to bed. so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in youe memoodles!
We got unit 3 test back!
Hey everyone!~ we got unit 3 test back today in chemistry, i got a 109, what did you get? well fine be that way! im sitting here eating icing, riding the wonka. i can't wait for the M & M lab tomorrow! yummy to my tummy and my brain, brain food! hehehehe. i did this swervy thing in drivers ed and i didnt knock down any canes! yeah for ashley! not that ashley ever knocks down cones, that would be embarrassing, but here is her secret.......she goes back in time in her personal time machine, that even the government doesn't know about, and she makes sure she doesn't hit cones when she retrys it. ashley a good driver...ashley go fast in car...Vrooooom! yee-haw.
hey i wanna get a motorcycle like on grease 2 and i wanna cat walk it like that english dude did! that would be awesome. but with the weight of the motorcycle and the strength in my arms and the speed i would be going there would be no way, it just doesn't compute. but if i had muscles (i have big muscles!, i just mean if they were bigger, hehehe) macho lady... then i could prolly do it.
my tooth hurt, my 12 year old molars are finally coming in, its about time! i think they are a little late, you think so? hehehe. but any who! i got a serious question. why do they call a driveway a driveway when you park in it and a parkway a parkway when you drive on it? i think the people who name these things were trying to mess with people heads and make sure stupid people couldn't get there liscence. Grr-ness to those people who can put 2 and 2 together. lol.
guess what? i am washing my white clothes with NaClO. cool huh? this icing it good, im going to be up all night, last time i ate this much icing i sleep walked and made an omlet on the floor, no im just kidding but wouldn't that be cool? my sister sleep walks all the time, one time we got a call form my naighbors cuz she sleep walke over to their house and rang the door bell trying to deliver a invisble pizza, another time she locked her self in the bathroom and she couldnt get out cuz she was still sleep walking, it was funny. she almostdrove my grandmas car too, she got outside and almost ran into the garage door but my dad had gotten up cuz he heard sometihng and then he saw my sister and pushed the button so the garage door would open, she woke up and was all confused, and she wonders why people look at her funny the next morning, lol.
well my icing is almost gone and im going to go and do something productive or destructive, haven't figured out which one yet, i will tell you on the morrow! so toodles to all you noodles with oodles of caboodles in your dealoodles!
here is an awesome site:
what matt does when he is alone, it is so cool!
PS my sister came home one day and said she wanted to be a masseuse and i was like you wan to be a moose? then i got hit, but it was worth it!
My Very First Entry! Hooray!
Hey everyone, this is my very first very cool entry. hehehe. Kayla, your crazy but im glad your so fresh and so clean clean! lol. and your right britney spears sux, lol.so do you guys like my pita? of course you do! so how do you think you did on the chemistry test? Matt thanx for helping me with my pita! its groovilicious! J E L L O its alive! hehehehe. ashley is hyper! but anyways, did you guys see my fingernails? yellow with pink and red pokka dots.
AwwChoooo! shut up matt im not sick, liar!
so matt who do you love, it better not be elmo, cuz if it is, your perverted you sick lil boy, you programmed him to say tickle this elmo didnt you? sick! guess who i love? i love _________, guess. and you will be wrong, you guys will never find out! wahahahahha!
Ashley go fast in car, Vrooom. ashley go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
